THE CARTY BLOG (www.cartrouble.nl/blog)

2009-03-06T14:10:00.005+01:00

PUSSYCAT PUSSYCAT WHERE HAVE YA BEEN?

Who? You? Or me? If you have no idea where you have been then it's no good asking me. But where have I been? I have on the tropical island of Hawaii for the past few light years, trying to develop a new coconut and pineapple flavoured zit.

I'm afraid I wasn't successful in my quest, and only managed to produce a cottage cheese tasting pus, and one that can only likened to wallpaper paste. So I have swum (or is it swam) back to the Uranian moon of Holland to look at reality right in the face. And what an ugly beast it is!

For those who have been emailing me trying to get your mits on the first 5 volumes of the Carty Mixes on CD, I am working on it. The tracks are still available for free from antfan.com, but it seems that's not enough. I have to think of a rather cool disclaimer for the small print on the CD covers, as some of those old mixes are rather embarrassing to hear now.

The CD covers will be slightly re-designed so that the spines look sexy together on a shelf, or in a bin, or whatever you do with them. I have thought about re-creating some of the dodgier mixes, but end up creating new ones. So I may as well just remaster the old tracks and bang them out to the Carty Store.

The much praised (and thank you for that) "Makes me Proud..." is also expected to make a CD appearance. I have some excellent remixes by Antflavour and Ciaron that just have to be heard. The only delay is for a new mix of it from me...which has been started...honest!

Still on the Carty Mixes front, Volume 11 isn't far from completion. Expect to see The Family Of Noise (Dot Com Remix), Lou Reed Dive (Dance) (Remix), Jason Mraz vs AATA (Carty Mash-up), something with Wonderful and Beautiful Dream, an un-used track I created for adam-ant.net when Justin Swan was at the helm, a mix I performed at AntFest in 2007, and one from an Ant Lib convention a few years back (I forget the date).

What about the website (cry the emails)? Hmmm. Well it needs some housework to keep it looking not so out of date, but to be honest, I don't have the drive to run an Adam & The Ants site anymore. That doesn't mean there won't be any updates. You'll hear of them here first, so keep checking in.

2008-12-15T23:48:00.000+01:00

2008-12-03T11:04:00.007+01:00

BRING ON THE DANCING WHORE, SIS!

It is with no great shame for me to announce that I certainly am not a musician. I have said it enough times before. So what am I? How do I classify whatever it is I do?

Well, I used to be a DJ, but hung up my headphones years ago. Anything that I do nowadays which happens to fall into this category is just a one off. I still have the passion, but no real desire.

I used to be a radio presenter (as opposed to "radio DJ" - I so hate that phrase!), but hung up that microphone shortly before working 18 hrs a day, running a team of 40 (commission only) sales people for a marketing company in Cardiff, Wales.

In recent years I have tried my hand at podcasting. It is the closest I got to doing my favourite job of all, but it's not live. It's all edited and loses that excitement, no matter how many times I edit the excitment in (or out!). I have been searching for the perfect podcast software that records a show all in one go (i.e. live), but no luck yet. Anyway, no new podcasts for over a year, so I am not one of those podcasters really.

I have, for the past 7 years, been remixing other artists' songs for my own gratification and pleasure. It's an extension of being a DJ, as I used to mess with other people's music on the turntables in the clubs. Even "remixing" is a term I tend not to use often. I like to call it "post-production". Posh eh?

That leads to production itself. Meaning 'producing other artists'. In simple terms, it's a lot like remixing, except the brief is not all mine. Then there's producing my own creations. Remember, I am not a musician. So what does this now make me? An artist? Me? (Yes, I am laughing at the prospect!).

There are many ways for people who make music to have their creation heard on the web. But now it's becoming a bit of a joke with certain social networking sites. Sometimes it's due to copyright issues, which is fair enough. But other times it's just plain pathetic. MySpace used to be a good platform for me to promote my 'work'. It seems that this is no longer becoming an option, as even the act of uploading a new tune hits many unexplained brick walls.

I use my Internet provider's podcasting service to make tracks available for downloading and streaming on my site. But I need a good embedded music player.

Step in ReverbNation. I'm giving this one a trial run as it links to my pages on FaceBook, Bebo (didn't know about that one, did you?), MySpace (!) and a few others I have yet to discover. I have a link, but I am blogging this via email (a first!). So let's try the link: http://www.reverbnation.com/carty

UPDATE: My site's pages are all back online, I just need to creating a new "landing page" (the page you see first) to link to the important (i.e. non-Ant) stuff.

The Carty Blog

2008-12-02T22:54:00.001+01:00

2008-11-14T05:53:00.006+01:00

Princess Charming: Beyonce channels the spirit of Adam Ant for head-banging World Music Awards performance

(nicked from the Daily Mail in the UK.)

Move aside Madonna, Beyonce Knowles is fast becoming the biggest pop chameleon thanks to her ever changing looks.

After performing in a cropped blonde wig and Terminator-style Cyborg hand in recent weeks, the R&B singer debuted yet another new look at the World Music Awards last night.

Beyonce appeared to channelling the style of Eighties icon Adam Ant as she performed her new track Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) at the ceremony in Monaco.

As she took to the stage on Sunday, Beyonce shunned a glamorous gown like many of her contemporaries in attendance that night for a New Romantic swashbuckling pirate look.

Dressed in spray on trousers, a frilly white shirt and velvet jacket, Beyonce shook her head and wiggled her backside in the high energy routine.

(Carty did not write this - he tried some new 'copy & paste' method)

2008-11-08T10:55:00.005+01:00

Today, I am madly in love with this morning's cup of coffee.

I damn well needed that.

(Although I can't be arsed to write anymore, so maybe I need another cup!)

2008-11-04T07:34:00.010+01:00

THE FAMILY OF NOISE (DOT COM REMIX)

Yesterday, whilst reading one of the Ant forums inbetween working for a living, I saw Cork post that he had been listening to the Never Mind The Ant Box CD.

This CD was a 22 track production disc featuring tracks meant for use in the NMTAB quiz. Unfortunately, the venue was too noisy to play music, which was a disappointment as the theme tune is just brilliant! However, the first 20 attendees of the Family Reunion event found a copy in their goodie bags.

Anyway, Cork mentioned how he was enjoying track 11 from the CD. I had no clue what track 11 was until I arrived home. It was the remix I made of "The Family Of Noise", which is actually more of a mash up between the NMTAB theme tune (The Wolfmen's "Taliban Sam"), The Beatles' "She Loves You" and of course Adam And The Ants' "The Family Of Noise".

I stole the above image from Cork's site at Mulitply, because I am like that.

Ironically, within moments of me completing this remix, Niall X had also completed a remix of the same track for the Family of Noise organisaton. But I didn't tell you that as I don't know if they have announced it yet. (But it is bloody fantastic - and I didn't tell you that either, as I have not heard it, have I?)

Little known fact - Niall X is also a Welshman called Chris! Yes, we are the same person, although I'm sure his missus will have something to say about that.

Anyway, never mind the drivel, here's the Carty remix:

Adam & The Ants - The Family Of Noise [Dot Com Remix]

2008-11-01T18:39:00.013+01:00

NEVER MIND THE ANT BOX

What was it all about then? To put it simply, it was just an Ant quiz in a London pub, one Friday night in late October 2008. However, it wasn't that simple. There was a tremendous amount of planning behind the scenes and yet so many things could have gone wrong despite all of that. And some things indeed did go wrong, as you will discover if you choose to read on. A brief background first.

Ant Lib had planned their annual bash for Saturday October 25th 2008. The newest Ant gang on the block, the Family of Noise, had cleverly planned a low key gathering at the Walkers of St James pub, in Piccadilly the night before. Normally, we all gather in the Euston Flyer on the Friday, but the FoN mob needed to launch themselves offline.

I came up with some wacky idea of hosting a quiz based on the BBC TV panel game, Never Mind The Buzzcocks. It was meant just to be that - wacky idea. But it was crazy enough to work - probably. I was told we would not have a PA system, which meant no mics, which meant possible difficulties being heard by the attendees. Also including music and video rounds were a gamble for similar reasons. So if it was to fall flat on its face on the night, at least it had to look hot....along with with promoting it as a some crazy quiz that could not be missed - the buzz had started. All the ideas for rounds had started. Some based on the TV show, and some stolen from other panel games - others from ideas for pages on cartrouble.nl which never made it online.

The FoN team were eager for lots of information about the quiz - info I didn't have, and some I was keeping close to my chest. In steps FoN member Cleo to be the mediator and in turn, became in integral part in delivering the new NMTAB baby to the world. I have to admit to being protective of NMTAB as my own baby, which was a struggle in the beginning of the Family planning stages, but I had the birth certificate at the ready. NMTAB was not just a new child of mine, but a weapon which I intended to use a raised middle finger to a certain 80's pop icon for not releasing a singles box set on the 30th anniversary of the release of Young Parisians.

Yes I took it personally. Personally enough to plan to remove my site from the Internet completely! It was my site, my hard work, and I had lost interest in all things Ant and it had even rubbed off on my desire to concentrate on The Wolfmen. It had to go. I had to go - out with a bang. Never Mind The Ant Box was the perfect opportunity for me to bow out leaving smiles on faces, as opposed to the looks people had from my online grumpiness.

Enough of the politics! On with the fun! As mentioned earlier, to me NMTAB had to look the biz. The 'brand' had to be implanted on everyone's brain before the event. And even moreso on the night. I wanted it huge - everwhere. If anyone could re-create a hot logo for me, it had to be my in-house graphic designer (and FoN staff member) Annet. The logo was superb. I wanted big banners, t-shirts, mugs, pens, hats, questions cards, headed paper - all the merchandise you could think of, to use as props on the night. It was show time!!

The idea of an online merchandise store was floated about, but I had no intention of profiting from the brand. So in the end, I donated the logo to the FoN team to set up a NMTAB store at cafepress so that people could get their hands on some real goodies. A great memento of the night, and great way for the FoN to raise some coffers for their future Ant projects. It was their night after all and it was called The Family Reunion. The original plan was for the quiz to start around 6pm, when the evening began, but it was soon changed to 9pm, which was a great time for me. I have to say, the hours leading up to the quiz were quite tough for me. It was time for me to pop the Carty mask on and fake some smiles.

I needed a hot theme tune. I thought of mixing the TV quiz theme tune with some Ant tracks, but that theme is awful! Then an old, unreleased Wolfmen track came on the iTunes player and that was it. I had already told Marco that Taliban Sam was fantastic and just had to ask if I could use it for the quiz. He gave me his and Chris' blessing, all I had to do was extend its length from the one-minute monster it was so that it could be used as a filler during the quiz. In the end, I remixed Family Of Noise using the new theme as well, but never used it for the quiz as no-one could hear any music from my poor laptop.

I even created a 5 second montage of Adam singing "Never Mind The Ant Box Here's The Sexpeople" taken from other Ant songs for the quiz. All the above sounds appeared on the limited NMTAB CD which was given away as part of the FoN goodie bag to the first 20 people through the door. Then the rounds - oh the bloody rounds! If there could be no music or video rounds, I had to have other rounds prepared. And I did. Enough to last for quite a few hours. And it did too. In fact, I had a whisper in my ear from Maz who said that the manager wanted me to wrap the quiz up as they wanted to play music again in the pub. What was I to do?...I had so many great rounds to do. A corker called Walker The Stalker, a round on what the first and last three tracks were on the albums, more filthy Antagrams, IdAntity Parades, and the infamous Next Lines Round which ends the TV version.

This threw me right off my flow as all my quiz notes were sliding all over the floor due to the plastic wallets holding the pictures for the ID parade. It was time quickly do the ID parades and the final Next Lines Round. I was rushing, but the teams were pissing about with blow-up Steves and not getting on with the quiz. After the scores were finalised (just half a point in it), the winners and losers were presented with their special certifcates.

Then it was time for the moment I had done all of this for. For me to effectively resign from running my site. But where was the envelope with my announcement? On the floor with the pile of other Q cards and notes at my feet. I scrambled around for it, but it was not there. I felt the eyes on me as if I was on a treatment of acupuncture. This was the most important part of the night. My exit. Once I had found it, and composed myself to read it (which was the toughest thing I have ever had to do publicly), I just sat there.

I wanted to cry and just leave, but I just felt paralysed. The next thing I remember is being hugged and being told "thank you" in my ear. I knew that voice. It was Tex. She knew that my initial plan was to wipe cartrouble.nl off the face of the earth and the weekend before the quiz, she let rip. That row hurt me deeply, but it made me think - alot. On the day of the quiz, I still didn't know if I was pulling the site down, or leaving it there as an archive. I had two speeches written. Tex was right to act harshly. Annet was right to agree with her when she saw how upset I was on that Sunday night.

As I started to pack up my things, I began to feel incredibly uncomfortable. I turned my FoN name badge over and wrote "TWAT" in place of "Carty". I was either saying goodbye to Carty or feeling like my new name. Very strange experience. So one week on and what do I think of the quiz now? Personally, I loved the intros I wrote for each team member. I loved not having to do anything with the scoring. Sod that! Thanks to Cleo for doing a sterling job - I dread to think what happened to the scores when Maz took over from Cleo at one point!

I loved the drumming of Kings we all did. Unfortunately the pub govenor put a stop to that as he was worried about damage to his tables. (That was another three rounds I had to scrap after that!) I loved the fact that James Maw kept jumping from team to team - I never saw the bugger move! One minute he was on my left, then on my right. I must add at this point that James wanted to say something on the mic, but he was too quiet (even I had to shout to be heard). He told me he was immensely proud to have been asked to sign copies of his Official Adam Ant Story book for the first time in 25 years. A truly amazing guy, and well done to the FoN team for inviting him there.

Marco was there too, but fortunately I was told he was outside when I came to do the rather insulting Fat Fun round. I had to do this round as it was Millie's cue to come storming over and kick me out of the chair and take over the quiz! One of my secret weapons and it worked. It was all about fun and entertainment and not about knowledge - even though some of the questions were tough for our panel of nimwits.

And so we're at the end of my first Carty Blog. This will be the only thing that will probably remain as an updated medium. As I move out of the Ant spotlight, the site will become more and more irrelevant to Ant fans. Yes, there will be some tweaking here and there of the old pages, and the odd quiet update if a new Ant CD comes along. And maybe the Carty Mixes section will live on, albeit in a less of an insect influenced way. There may even be one of those podcasts - but with less of an Ant flavour as I unplug the jukebox for the final time.

Antmusic remains in my heart, but not in my blood anymore. I still love the music, but not the stage. I no longer have that drive that I have had for the past 28 years. I love my Ant friends, and will continue to hover around them like a fly around shit, but it's time for me to step aside and let the new royal family take over. Namely Monk at the family of officialdom, and those wonderful people at the Family of Noise.

Carty, November 1st 2008